The Penelope Series

[Okay, there's a loooong sory behind all of this, and I'm too lazy to tell it] Gunther and I are writing a book called the Chronicles of Penelope. Each book will only be a post long. It's about a girl named Penelope, [See the pic above? That's her!] and her wild adventures as a princess with an evil father, a talking horse, a handsome prince, long, swirling blonde hair, a toothpaste brand named after her, and an intergallactic war.

Define Lazy

la·zy

   [ley-zee] Show IPAadjective, -zi·er, -zi·est, verb, -zied, -zy·ing.

–adjective

1.

averse or disinclined to work, activity, or exertion; indolent.

2.

causing idleness or indolence: a hot, lazy afternoon.

3.

slow-moving; sluggish: a lazy stream.

Uhg.

I am now going through the worst kind of day-torture that we, the young people of America, must go through. [Cue the Jaws music!] SCHOOL! Due to the non-epicness of it, and the accursed thing that they call homework, not as much EB for awhile. [Or atleast, less of me!]

Our new Mascot!

Lazi Thoughts

After looking at my toes for 1 hour I had to take a nap. Wonder if I can outsource my lazi services. People can pay me to be lazi for them. This thinking is exhausting. Think I will have to pay someone to think for me. All the money I make being lazi for people will go to paying someone to think for me. Well, I am going back to just being lazi on my own. I will be back soon. Stay lazi.

To lazy to think of a title.

I looked at my toes for 1 hour.

Whoa.

Wow. I'm impressed. This blog really IS lazy. Bravo.